-Granny Relda Grimm
Puck is ridiculously sick. He is in a cocoon and follows Sabrina around. He ends up saving her from death! He also shows some emotion towards his father in a scene with Sabrina. It's heartwarming. He is king but he leaves with the Grimms. I wonder what will happen to the kingdom now?
Hamstead falls in Bess who has a rocket strapped to her back. The reason? She's the cow who jumped over the moon. I remember Granny saying something about that story not being true but I think I must be thinking of something else. He ends up staying. I can't believe we lost him! Goodbye Hamstead! You'll be missed.
Ms. Smirt makes another brief appearance where she takes the Grimms and puts them with a serial killer. She really wants them dead. She went way too far. But they got away. Ha!
-Ms. Minerva Smirt
Uncle Jake is not around but he is manning the home front. Unfortunately not so well because Elvis got a sausage so he'll be spending some time outside I'm guessing. I'm sure he' glad his mom is coming home.
A Grimm Recipe
The Orphanage Cuisine (Better than nothing... I guess)
She unlocked their handcuffs and dragged them out of bed and into the orphanage's kitchen, where they were put to work on the morning breakfast, a disturbing combination of powdered egg and milk that had a questionable expiration date.
Several catfish went into the pot--head, bones, eyes, and all. Next, a bottle of barbecue sauce, a greasy package of bologna, and some mushrooms that might have been picked out of the orphanage's basement.
Have you guys ever had powdered eggs? It's pretty gross. I don't even know if you can call that eggs.
A Christmas Carol
The Arabian Nights
A Grimm Dictionary
"What's a pike?" Daphne whispered to her sister.
"A long pointy stick," Sabrina replied quietly.
Daphne curled her lip.
"What does gams mean?" Daphne asked.
"They liked her legs," Sabrina replied.
"Don't be so gullible," Sabrina said.
"I'm not being gullible!" the little girl cried. "What does gullible mean?"
"It means you believe what anyone tells you."
"What's an heir?" Daphne asked.
"Someone who inherits something from a relative," Sabrina explained, then turned back to Mustardseed.
"What does smitten mean?" Daphne asked.
Sabrina turned to answer but then noticed something unusual. The little girl was asking Granny Relda instead of her.
"It means he's got a huge crush on her," Granny said.
"What does incompetent mean?"
"She's saying that your grandmother isn't any good at her job," Hamstead replied.
"Yahoos? What's a Yahoo?" Daphne asked.
"Dirty lunatics that keep invading our tunnels. Gulliver should have never brought them over here!" Mr. Six complained.
"What does hostages mean?" Daphne asked.
"It means we're prisoners he's going to use to bargain with," Sabrina said.
"What does guff mean?" Daphne asked
"It means lip, sass, back talk," Greeley answered.
Daphne's Favorite Word
Her words are always aimed at Sabrina... *sigh* Poor Sabrina.
"The Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Issac Norman Henkel Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs?" she said.
"The one and only," the man said.
"Are you an Everafter?" Daphne asked.
"Yes ma'am. My friends have been known to call me Oz."
Daphne let out a squeal that sounded like a scream and a snort at the same time. She jumped around in a crazy jig. When she was finished she stood shaking and giggling with the palm of her hand firmly planted between her upper and lower teeth.
After a minute, she removed her hand, cried "You're my favorite," and launched herself at the stunned man. She wrapped her arms around him, and he tightened up as if the little girl were trying to kill him rather than give him a hug.
"Favorite what?" Oz asked.
"She smiled at me," Hamstead squeaked, nodding in the blond beauty's direction. "What's she doing, now?"
"She's looking at you and smiling," Daphne relied. "She thinks you're foxy."
"I asked her to runaway with me nearly a thousand times, but she always rebuffed me. She said she eyes for only one man. I suppose it was your father she spoke of. The fates were smiling on him the day he met her."
"Shut up! You're not helping," Sabrina said.
"Don't tell me to shut up. I'm a king,' puck said.
"You're an idiot."
"You think you've got his heart, don't you, human? Well, it's something you should have never had and I'm talking it back."
Favorite Grimm Moments
When Sabrina admitted she didn't want to be a Grimm.
"I don't want to do this," she said to her grandmother.
"Sabrina, these people asked for our help. It won't hurt us to look around and ask same--"
"No... I'm not talking about this mystery. I don't want to be a Grimm."
When Puck really said what his father meant to him.
This will be in my reaction post so stay tuned!
Have a Very Grimm Week!
"We're Grimms, this is what we do."